Irony Alert

The irrepressible "Anonymous" has struck again. This time s/he wanted to offer some cheap auto insurance on a post of mine called "The Things You Learn From SPAM." Now that is really Meta, no?

Bloody Vikings!

Oh My

Good Gravy, I've been neglecting routine maintenance on the site. Thank the capricious gods of the Internet that Blogger clamps down so hard on Spam. There were 390 missives from Anonymous sitting in Spam just aching to break free and do some major havoc. Sweet Baby Jesus On A Pogo Stick that has to be one really big honking zombie bot-net churning out all that crap. If it can filter down to this infinitesimal site, goodness knows what major Net presences have to deal with. 

Bloody Vikings!

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It gets very interesting when you do not empty the old Spam filter Google Blogger has.  A Mr. Anonymous once again wants to breathlessly comment on my pearls of wisdom, in Russian no less.  I'm quite sure that the gentleman has nothing but good things to say about the relevant post. I'm sure he is quite pity and perhaps even erudite in his native language; but alas I am total Philistine who only has learned to speak and read English. My Russian starts and ends at "Vodka" gentle reader.

And then there are the folks whose English seems to be very much a work in progress, like this person:

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Um, right, thanks for the input; I think.

Yup, Just What I Was Thinking!

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*A splicing of two "comments" by Anonymous.  Double the pleasure, double the fun, double the absurdity.

And Britney Spears sex videos? Really? Seriously? If I want to lose my lunch, I'll just chug some syrup of ipecac, thank you very much!

Um, Right.

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Actual attempted "comment" (Toxic links removed) from "Anonymous" Now safely residing in Google's trash bin.

Pole Dancing.

This blog gets around. No, really, it catches on in the oddest places. Somehow, without a single word published in Polish, or any other language other than very SAD English, we managed to catch the love of a Mr. Anonymous from Poland. He seems so eager to share his wisdom and some links that must absolutely pertinent to the subject at hand; it seems a pity to consign them to the Spam can. Keep those comments coming and Pocałuj mnie w dupe* Mr. Anonymous.

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Um, what?? Say Again?

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Bloody Vikings!

I'm Really Getting To Hate This Guy.

Wow,

Mr. Anonymous has been spending lots of time on the blog of late. He seems to be obsessed with some of the earlier posts. We are talking about some deep in the past items, two or three years ago. Somehow Mr. Anonymous just got to them, and just had to shoot a very quick comment how how great my wiring is. Aww, isn't that sweet?

Small problem, many of those great efforts belonged to someone else. We are not above a quick and dirty cut and paste job the way the sea is not above the sky. ( Thank you Douglas Addams for that one.) So Mr. Anonymous should have been praising someone else, not me.

Thanks for nothing, and the fifteen spam comments that needed to flushed down the series of tubes that is the Internet. I do not envy Cujo359's day time gig of policing up the other blog he works on. I wonder if he keeps muttering "bloody Vikings" when he has to clean up all that spam.

Vladivostok, Hello!!

This very humble blog site has been blessed with a very active Russian audience; which is odd since your faithful reporter does not speak a word of the Slavic language. Still this has not prevented our fan, Mr. Anonymus, from attempting to comment on various posts. I'm sure the provided links are absolutely germain to the subject at hand; but just on the slight possibility they may not be very helpful, we have sent them to the great big spam file in the sky.

I hope the real flesh and blood commenters do keep on coming to the site, and are patient with delay in getting your contributions added. Your faithful reporter reads and approves every comment on the site and will continue to do so until this option becomes impractical.

I'm A Big Hit In Russia Apparantly

No, seriously, they just love me in Russia. They are so desperate to contribute to this small, but ever so witty, presence of the interwebs. They are in such a rush to comment, that they write in their native language and don't even bother to offer a translation. Odd, in that every last post is in the native language of your faithful correspondent, English. I'm sure they are being ever so helpful in their links though. I'm sure that those urls are ever so germane. Such a tragedy I had to delete them as spam.

Spam, Spam, Spam; Glorious Spam! Spamity Spam!

"Oh bother", as Winnie The Pooh would say. Bother and where is my honey? Why is it that all my "comments" from the fan base seem to be flagged as "Spam" by the Great, Glorious Google machine? And why are they Spam? I am getting very tired of a Mr. or Ms. Anonymous. Sometimes this persistent person can not even bother to speak in the language of your faithful reporter. No, gentle reader, it is off to the dark forests of the Teutonic wilderness for Anonymous. Why does this reader wish to remind me of my painful brush up in High School with this retched language? I would rather forget the crash and burn of the F I got in that demonic language that had three genders to work out.  Ah German, a language where a cabbage had gender but not little boys and girls. Unlike Spanish, and other Romance Languages, where you had at least a fifty-fifty shot of getting the gender; German reduced the odds to one in three. Der, Die, Das, any rules for this teacher? Not really, you just have to learn by rote. Well, that is just great news teacher, just what a ADHD teen needs to hear.

But lookie here, the actual links are in English, how thoughtful Mr. High German Anonymous poster. Oh, Oh Dear, Oh My, never mind; nothing to see here gentle reader, move along, move along.  Yikes.

And lookie here, yet another offer to help me be even more of a manly man. Just. Freaking. Wonderful. And here something about  Nexium, twice.  Look, I don't know about you gentle reader, but reading about a U of PA study about this stuff, and something about Nexium withdrawal diarrhea is not on the top of my to-do list.

Sigh, clean up on aisle 5! Time to delete, delete, delete.

The Things You Learn From SPAM.

Apparently there is something known as sex dating. Who knew? But thanks to the power of blogging these kinds of things end up in the commenting portions of this humble edifice. Fortunately they end up in the spam filter Blogger has set up. I guess Google only wants its trashy ads to end up on its hosted blogs. Fair enough. Still it is interesting that I can surf on over to some good Russian sex dating with a side order of bondage. Is there really any better way to start your day?

Oh Joy, Oh Rupture, I mean Rapture

Ah the joys of blogging. The comments I get, such wonderful stuff. Thank God or the deities of the Internet for comment moderation, which I always keep on full blast. I check every attempt to "comment" and thanks to Google I see the spam before it infests the site. I have no idea who anonymous may be but he or she is definitely getting their kink on lately. Links to BDSM sites and videos seem to be Anon's favorite thing to share. Yup, no more on line dating sites in the U.K. we are now into whips and chains and other family friendly fare. What these sites might have to do with the eminent downfall of the Gaddafi regime in Libya is a subject we might have to bring up with Anon. On first glance the connection seems tenuous at best.

Anyway dear reader, if you really are looking for this kind of fun and frivolity may I suggest visiting some other site. I'm sure the Google will provide a raft of suggestions to pique your curiosity. This site will remain BDSM free for the foreseeable future. Now if someone were to offer large mounds of cash, we are not above a little bribery the way the ocean is not above the sky. ( Thank you, dear departed Douglas Addams for that bon mot.)